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5.  Sushi

Another food costume, this sushi outfit will give your toddler all the magnetic appeal of raw fish and seaweed. We guess this is supposed to be the hip, exotic equivalent of the Wonder Bread costume. After all, only boring, immature babies like bread; all the cool ones are into Asian cuisine.

Seriously though, what’s with this theme of food? You don’t see kids running around dressed as hot dogs or cartons of milk, so who thought it would be appropriate for toddlers? Look at the expression of the child in the photo; even he realizes how stupid he looks. So why are his parents oblivious? Maybe it’s some sort of natural instinct to picture your children as beautiful no matter what kind of stupid clothes you’ve stuck them in. An instinct that the Halloween costume industry is abusing without the slightest hint of shame.

4.  Roast Turkey

That’s it! Enough with babies as food! We don’t get it; every site that sells these costumes describes them as adorable, but all we see is impending embarrassment for the child and anyone unfortunate enough to witness them. Do a lot of people misunderstand the phrase “He’s so cute I could eat him up,” or what?

Worst of all, the sample photo has him on a platter, like he’s all ready to be consumed. Forget demeaning; this is a case of accidental cannibalism just waiting to happen.

3.  Whoopie Cushion

Alright, well we’ve finally moved on from food, but this isn’t exactly an improvement. Babies make enough disgusting noises as it is; do they really need to be dressed up as a device with the same purpose?

Tackiness aside, you would think that dressing your infant up as something that’s designed to be sat on could only end in disaster. We’re almost starting to suspect that parents who buy these costumes are feeling some serious subconscious hatred for their kids. Ah, but that’s probably just crazy talk…

2.  Baby Hatchet

Crazy accurate.

That may be a doll in the photo, but this is a hat designed to be put on real kids. Kids that will be traumatised when they’re shown their baby pictures later in life. Seriously, imagine that conversation: “Now, for your first Halloween, Jimmy, we thought you’d be so adorable if we made it look like you’d been brutally murdered. Yes, we just loved seeing that axe sticking out of your skull.” Nothing’s more demeaning to a child than a costume that says “We enjoy openly fantasising about your death.”

Well, actually, there is one costume that’s even more humiliating…

1.  Toilet

It’s a toilet costume. We don’t know what else to say. Everyone knows what a toilet is for, and that function isn’t funny to anyone over the age of three. Even the hobo costume has more dignity than this, because at least the homeless guy is the one during the urinating, not the one being urinated on. And that’s the message being sent here: “Son, we think you’d make a great receptacle for human waste, and we want the world to know it.”

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All Hallows Eve festivities are probably everybodys favourite next to Christmas time, with the added bonus of being able to get dressed up and totally immerse yourself in the fun. Young or old, it really does not matter we all love to be someone or something different for the evening.

Being totally honest, it is the perfect opportunity to let your hair down and let the inner child out if you are a grown up or, aspire to rags, riches or royalty if you are a child. Anything goes these days and the more dramatic the better I think. Nothing wrong with being as scary, sexy, gory or glamorous as you like and nobody turns a hair, just fantastic.
Being totally honest, it is the perfect opportunity to let your hair down and let the inner child out if you are a grown up or, aspire to rags, riches or royalty if you are a child. Anything goes these days and the more dramatic the better I think. Nothing wrong with being as scary, sexy, gory or glamorous as you like and nobody turns a hair, just fantastic.

It can get harder to surpass the previous years efforts on the impact front so; the more time you give yourself to look the better. I really cannot think of an easier way than to have a huge online shop at your fingertips, you can browse at your leisure, have a good giggle and be amazed at what you find with a few clicks of a button.

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